One of my great complaints about modern day society is the obtrusive nature of figuring out what a dude’s dick looks like without having him thrust it upon me with a really unflattering dick pic. Hell, it could be the best dick pic on the planet, but it still doesn’t convey the truth about the dick.

Enter 28-year-old web developer György Szücs and his new project, Dick Code. Dick Code is an non invasive way for guys to accurately explain what their dick looks like without the intrusiveness of shilling out dick pics.

Szücs designed the website to help men convey the multitude of differences that make a dick great again aka. going beyond the size/girth factor.

Essentially, the dick is broken down in to a variety of categories that factor into a well rounded depiction of boners at large, including but not limited to: length, girth, shape, testicle size, ejaculation size and trajectory, ratio of the head of the penis to the rest of the dick and body/ball hair.

I realize that Dick Code was invented to help take the stigma away from dick pics, but honestly, I feel like it’s a much better way to explain to your friends why you are hooked on some idiot’s dick.

However you choose to use the website,  just know that basically, it’s like build-a-bear for penis pics, and a super fun way to waste an entire afternoon building the perfect cock.

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